Johann's Humpback Review Johohoo my friends, we come upon the fattest most juicy chunk of space-meat in the galactic butcher's shop we call Sirius. Don't pick up your cutlery, dive in and tear it apart with your bare hands!! What is this ugly thing? It is a freighter with 250 units of cargo space. Go ahead, look around inside, only one freighter has more room and it's owned by pirates. You want to risk tracking it down for a measly 25 extra units? Yes, it turns slower than a moose in a tar-pit, but you get a hull stronger than blast doors, at an amazing 5800 hull points. Add to that 33 of each repair device and you can survive an onslaught enough to use your turrets to good effect, or make a quick getaway. I just destroyed a planet with this ugly thing! I see you noticed the weapon hardpoints, two forward firing class 7s with six turrets (three class 6 and three class 7). That's eight weapons, six that fire forward (weapon numbers 3 and 6 do not). This is serious firepower for a freighter, so do not overlook it. Summary Yes, it costs 171,000 credits, but don't let that discourage you, you are purchasing a tough, heavily armored freighter best suited to the life of a trader who attacks with an escort. Imagine the damage you could do with class 7 ageira pulse weapons coupled with civilian lasers.. it makes me sweat! Pros Cons 250 cargo units, 25 less than the biggest ship. Worst turn rate in the entire game. Heaviest FIrepower of all the freighters. Could do with more nanobots and batteries. Strong hull gives you enough time to aim your turrets. THE worst turn rate.. in the ENTIRE game. Click here to go back to the top!

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